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crypto slang,
defined by the guilty.

we named a product after a misspelled word. this is the least we can do.

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alpha.

useful information or an edge that may not be fully reflected in the market yet.

usage: actual alpha, not a cropped pnl screenshot.

anon.

an anonymous or pseudonymous person online, often identified only by a handle and avatar.

usage: anon posted the contract and vanished.

ape.

to enter a trade quickly and with limited research, usually because urgency beat process.

usage: checked liquidity, then aped responsibly.

bag.

a token position. a bag holder is someone still holding after enthusiasm or liquidity has left.

usage: the bag has become a long-term thesis.

bonding curve.

a pricing mechanism where token price changes according to supply bought or sold against a formula.

usage: the bonding curve moved before the group chat did.

cope.

a story told to make an uncomfortable market outcome feel intentional.

usage: not down, just accumulating cope.

ct.

crypto twitter, the market conversation that lives on x and still refuses to update its nickname.

usage: ct found the ticker before breakfast.

degen.

short for degenerate, used proudly for a trader willing to take unusually high risk.

usage: certified degen, still uses a stop.

diamond hands.

holding through severe volatility with conviction, discipline, or stubbornness.

usage: diamond hands until the risk limit says otherwise.

dyor.

do your own research, a reminder that a post is not a substitute for checking the market and risk yourself.

usage: source linked. dyor still applies.

fomo.

fear of missing out, the pressure to enter because price or attention is already moving.

usage: fomo is not an order type.

fud.

fear, uncertainty, and doubt, sometimes useful criticism and sometimes noise wearing a serious face.

usage: verify the fud before boxing it.

gm.

good morning, the default crypto greeting regardless of timezone, sleep, or candle color.

usage: gm, chart is optional.

gn.

good night, usually posted minutes before continuing to scroll.

usage: gn. still online.

jeet.

a trader who sells quickly, especially into early strength, often used as an accusation by people who did not.

usage: took profit, got called a jeet.

lambo.

shorthand for the fantasy purchase that arrives after an impossible gain.

usage: wen lambo? after tax, maybe.

mcap.

market capitalization, commonly price multiplied by circulating supply and often used to compare token size.

usage: check liquidity too, not just mcap.

moon.

a large upward price move, or the destination everyone claims was obvious afterward.

usage: wen moon? nobody knows.

ngmi.

not gonna make it, the pessimistic opposite of wagmi and a judgment on a decision or habit.

usage: max leverage with no stop, ngmi.

paper hands.

selling quickly under pressure, often contrasted with diamond hands.

usage: paper hands can still be risk management.

pvp.

player versus player, a market where one trader’s timing or liquidity comes directly at another’s expense.

usage: thin liquidity turns the chart into pvp.

rekt.

wrecked, meaning a position or account took a severe loss.

usage: ignored liquidation price, got rekt.

rug.

a project or token setup where insiders remove liquidity, dump supply, or otherwise leave holders with the loss.

usage: check the holders before the rug checks you.

safu.

crypto slang for safe, especially in the phrase funds are safu.

usage: keys exportable, funds safu.

ser.

an intentionally formal spelling of sir used in crypto conversation.

usage: ser, the slippage is visible.

sniping.

trying to enter a token or order at the earliest possible moment, usually around a launch.

usage: sniping is speed plus execution risk.

wagmi.

we are all gonna make it, collective optimism usually deployed when the market is testing it.

usage: down today, still wagmi.

wen.

crypto slang for when, used to demand good news that has not happened yet.

usage: wen listing? ser, please.

faq

asked constantly.

what does wen mean in crypto?+

wen is intentional slang for when, used to ask when a hoped-for event will happen.

what does wagmi mean?+

wagmi means we are all gonna make it, a phrase of collective optimism.

what does safu mean?+

safu means safe, especially when talking about whether funds are secure.

what does degen mean?+

degen is short for degenerate and is used for a trader who accepts unusually high risk, often proudly.

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